fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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(Source: warchief, via pizza)

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  plant a flower, water it every day, pull weeds for charity

extroverts: destroy gardens, cut down trees for no reason, eat sawdust

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(via snorlaxnaps)

xavierpendragon:

lilcub84:

That’s the only way I sleep

Same here ;)

xavierpendragon:

lilcub84:

That’s the only way I sleep

Same here ;)

(Source: nightworker200, via perversions-of-a-tiger)

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via wallflower95)

stay-ocean-minded:

maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive

(via ur-a-toaster)