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bulbagarden:

Transparent Lapras by The-Other-Half-Of-Me
forthepixels:

Samus Aran by Splashbrush

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

(Source: pumpkinscully, via all-of-my-little-secrets)

regularguy5mb:

hurleyquinn:

It looks like the cat is taking a selfie

"Uhh… my stupid humans photobombed again!!"

vioforte:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

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I do not have enough

(via all-of-my-little-secrets)

"Never Bought," by Zachary Armstrong

So, I wrote a story about a talking mattress. I don’t know if I’ve posted it here before. It’s just a little over 3,000 words. I also submitted this story to a literary journal. They declined it.

Enjoy.

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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense